I am making this next blog to honor my INSANE CHUMSHIP with MARIA! This whole blog entry will be to honor our CHUMSHIP INSANITY! We don't know exactly what it is, but it's our definition xD. Anyway, that's right. A WHOLE BLOG ENTRY HONORING MARIA?! She better feel special. I came out of blog retirement just to honor our chumship :P. I'm texting her while I'm doing this. I so blew up her phone with like a million texts! I think I even broke her fingers! But it's ok. If she values our chumship she'll keep texting back >:). I kind of cheat since I use aim texting :P but I don't have unlimited texting. I hope I get it next month so we can have an equal texting war. She says it's not about winning, but I know she's lying. She secretly wants to beat me but that's soooo not gonna happen. Sorry for the burn Maria but I can soo beat you in texting WITH MY EYES CLOSED MANG! Anyway :P this is supposed to be about praising her so I will xD. She is so awesome! :P I've never had a 'chumship' before but if this is what they're like then I guess I could say I'd want more xD (MAJOR compliment there Maria, you should feel super special by now). IDK how to make these blogs long! idk how people do it. Maria said I should talk about her 'AMAZINGNESS AND GLORIOUS BEAUTY' but I'm not gonna do that xD. WE'RE TOO COOL FOR OUR OWN GOOD ALREADY, MARIA! WHAT WOULD WE BE LIKE IF WE BECAME EVEN MORE COOL?! PEOPLE WOULD BE SO JEALOUS IT'D BE RIDICULOUS! So I think I have a new job for both of us: You have to try to keep me modest and I'll try to keep you modest. I know it's gonna be hard since we both just ooze awesomeness but we have to try, for the sake of everyone else's self esteem. If we walked around in our awesomeness everyone would be so depressed that the world would be full of sad walking zombies! So remember, we're cool but we gotta tone it down a bit. OH! Wi-five for making me write this much. YOU SHOULD FEEL SPECIAL BY NOW! so im gonna end this xD LONG LIVE THE CHUMSHIP INSANITY!
-D.C
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goodness! this maria person sounds awfully remarkable!!! i think she does feel oh so special /).< and if i value the chumship, i'll keep texting? I DONT THINK I VALUE IT THAT MUCH! lol! j~k~ and im not lying, you dork! geebies! kekeke! i love that i made up the word "chumship" it's so fuuuun~ :D and why wont you talk about my amazingness and glorious beauty? you could have made it so much longer if that has been in there! and keep modest? eek! that sounds so hard! LOL! WI-FIVE! :D keep blogging! it's fun reading them! x]
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